Theater Cow-nnoisseur Gifts

Broadway Moosical.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Cow Show Tunes

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

Faux Poop!

GLOO!

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

The Pooperrazzi

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Things we need to acknowledge

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Grassy breath?

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Just when you think life can't get any worse."