Theater Complainer Pillows

"I don't like it already."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Minnesota Weather.

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Complain to a bear

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"This the last time I reply all."

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."