The Youthful Debater Mugs

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

'Do you think that's wise?'

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."