The Ultimate Dad Gifts

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Food deliverer's baby.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Examination.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Father nursing his sick child

A father of three

man juggling career, home and children

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

balanced life

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

Father's Day

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Temptation.

Timber!

Daddy cool.

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

Painting dad's face

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

Think of it as instant messaging.