The Paranormal Gifts

'Wait! What's this? A text message from the other side.'

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Love at First Sight

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Late BroomStick

Out To Lurch

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Adventures of God

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Zombies.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Astral Projection

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."