The Digital Guru T-Shirts

"Why do I deserve a raise? Haven't you seen my Wikipedia entry?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

Computer help.

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

I've always been slower than computers...

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Den Furniture

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"