The Airborne Clinic Pillows

Flying Doctor.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Airliner

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Business-Class.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'That was quick!'

"It's weeder's elbow."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

"Hey! Are we drones?"

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'What's your husband's intolerance ?'

Helicopter as a clothes drier

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

"… And then he goes around town whining about how much I charged him. What ever happened to 'doctor-patient confidentiality'?''

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.'

It's A Bird

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"

Casino on board Airbus A380.