High-flying Medic Pillows

'That was quick!'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

First aid in mountains

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Doctors Without Borders/Lawyers Without Scruples...

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

'EEEEHA!'

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

"I spy something red."

"These new coats are a Godsend."

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

US Airforce.

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

I'm really REALLY fine... Best not take any chances

Doctor on strike

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.