The Airborne Clinic T-Shirts

Flying Doctor.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airliner

Business-Class.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'That was quick!'

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"It's weeder's elbow."

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Hey! Are we drones?"

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

"Byeee... see you soon!"

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

Boat Launch

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'What's your husband's intolerance ?'

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

Helicopter as a clothes drier

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

"… And then he goes around town whining about how much I charged him. What ever happened to 'doctor-patient confidentiality'?''

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

It's A Bird

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.'

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"