Textual Strategist Gifts

'I sent out for everything.'

A Hole in the Dike

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Hockey Season.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Works every time."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Mergers or acquisitions.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'