Texting Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Polly txt speak

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

World Tour.

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Moo Out Loud

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'How about a walk!'

Introducing Piza Island.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Then what happened?"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Giving Things Up For Lent.