Textile Maven Gifts

Is it true the company is moving to the Far East?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Call me Ishmael."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

The Nautical Step

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"It's very indoorsy."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

'I think the manager's about to complain about the floor being wet.'

A pack of icebergs out hunting

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'