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"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Ted doesn't test well."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Examiners.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

Final Exams Tip

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Truth In Education

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Exams

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"