Textbook Enthusiast Pillows

Surgeons consulting a text book.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Returning to reading

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Two Generations of Readers

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Catalogue of little books.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author