Textbook Enthusiast Mugs

Surgeons consulting a text book.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Returning to reading

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Two Generations of Readers

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Catalogue of little books.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Monster Self-Help

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'