Texas Techie Mugs

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

Dawing your Cellphone

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Gadget geek.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

All the apps hidden within a phone

High speed cinder block

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

I've always been slower than computers...

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri