Texas Techie Prints

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Dawing your Cellphone

Gadget geek.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

All the apps hidden within a phone

High speed cinder block

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Fixing the TV.

I've always been slower than computers...