Techie On The Field Prints

'Time out! The cursor is frozen!'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

A man shoots at a drone.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

Sports and new technologies

Formula One Therapy

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"Too much information."

Basketball championship games in the future.

Bird box with satellite dish.

City Marathon.

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.