Techie On The Field Mugs

'Time out! The cursor is frozen!'

City Marathon.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Sports and new technologies

Formula One Therapy

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"Too much information."

Bird box with satellite dish.

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'