Techy In A Tie Mugs

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Polly txt speak

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'I need a smarter computer.'

Artificial Isle