Tex-mex Eater Gifts

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'The Burrito King.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Holy Guacamole.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Bangers and Mash

Spaghetto

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

I made Guacamole.