Testing Times Pillows

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Study more to pass more tests.