Testing Times Pillows

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Good Luck with your finals.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Study more to pass more tests.

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!