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"No, I'm afraid being the reserve left-back for Widdrington Amateur FC does not guarantee you to get one of the first testing kits."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We evolved from asteroids"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Bleak House

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Bloomsbury Squares

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

"Mind if we play through?"