Test Terror Pillows

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Smart Arse"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Mash-Test Dummies.

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Study more to pass more tests.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.