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'They found twelve, types of peanut in my urine.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

World Production.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Population train.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Aging population in Cuba

"That wasn't daydreaming; I was internalizing my goal targeted self performance metrics."

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Nuff said.

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"I want my job back."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

Man confusing man using statistics.

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

Perhaps we should sell ours?

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'