Test Prep Aficionados Gifts

"Good! They've started preparing them for those aptitude tests."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Contest to enter the University

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

The New SAT.

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

I'm doomed! What's Twig's problem today? She forgot that the pre-SATs are this weekend. She hasn't practiced. So what? They don't test for life's important skills. Right. Like planning ahead. Whoops! I forgot the cream.

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'

Lincoln Standardized Test Center. Formerly Lincoln High School.

I'm nervous about the PSATs. Chill. It's no big deal. I haven't studied for them. That's ok. Do a couple of practice tests, relax and get a good night's sleep. Says who? My math tutor, test prep coach and SAT summer study camp counselors. I'm sunk.

PSATs. Standardized tests are sooo lame! Yeah. Who thinks in multiple choice? At least they're over! We can finally answer more important questions. West Fester High School. What are you doing tonight? A. Rachel's party. B. The movies. C. None of the above.

S.A.T. High. Home of the Fighting #2 Pencils. It was inevitable.

"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."