Test Prep Aficionados Pillows

"Good! They've started preparing them for those aptitude tests."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Contest to enter the University

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

The New SAT.

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'

Lincoln Standardized Test Center. Formerly Lincoln High School.

"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'