Test Prep Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

Waiting for the results.

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Contest to enter the University

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Exam Room.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"