Test Prep Enthusiasts Gifts

Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Nervous Oral Testing

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Waiting for the results.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Exam Room.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'