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Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"I, TikTok."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Primitive magician

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

George Michael

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Ta Da!...

1,572 Performances.

Karaoke night.

Actor practising his indian war crys

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

Rust test in progress.