Test Performance Analyst Mugs

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

Primitive magician

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'He's maturing early.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Orchestra conductor

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

1,572 Performances.

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

Ta Da!...

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Rust test in progress.

'Damn! McGee's good!'