Territory Trivia Fan Prints

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It's engaged.'

Music Quiz

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

Trivia Pursuit

"You're in my spot!"

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"Baldo, what did you learn in school today?"

Keep off the Grass.

Highway Code

Military Intelligence

"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

Name that gerrymandered district

"Can I phone a Fisherman's Friend, Chris?"

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

Landlocked Kansas.

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

Entering Hillsville

"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."