Territory Trivia Fan Pillows

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It's engaged.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Music Quiz

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

Trivia Pursuit

"You're in my spot!"

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Lincoln is forced to rethink his theory that you can fool some of the people all the time.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"Baldo, what did you learn in school today?"

Keep off the Grass.

Highway Code

Military Intelligence

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero

'We have successfully isolated the spore which causes the spread of Ant and Dec.'

"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

Name that gerrymandered district

"Can I phone a Fisherman's Friend, Chris?"

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

Landlocked Kansas.

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

Entering Hillsville

"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."