Term Papers Pillows

"Gracie, did you read my term paper?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Lethal Presentation

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Evil Exams!

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Grade 2 Cellist

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Examinations.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Pull an all-nighter?

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"I started a collection!"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Burning the midnight oil.