Term-limit Advocate Pillows

"I understand the sex scenes have been removed but the balanced-budget and term-limits scenes have been left in."

Soldier armed with a pen.

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Forget what?'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Support the Troops

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Now you're going to say, "objection overruled." Objection overruled. What can I say? ESP is a gift from God.

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"I built it for my Grandad. To help top up his measly pension over the Christmas period."

An excessive workload was beginning to take it's toll.

STRIP *The Fan * He's got my vote!

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

"Because people are living longer, I'm having to diversify..."

"There's no middle ground with Mrs. Havershaw..."

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Whisleblower

'I've outlived my funds for old age.'

"You don't have to worry about ending up here. I have tenure."

"I've forgotten what I came down here for."

Pensions Protests: Pensioner's Special at Joe's Cafe