Term-limit Advocate Mugs

"I understand the sex scenes have been removed but the balanced-budget and term-limits scenes have been left in."

Soldier armed with a pen.

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Forget what?'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Support the Troops

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"I built it for my Grandad. To help top up his measly pension over the Christmas period."

An excessive workload was beginning to take it's toll.

"Because people are living longer, I'm having to diversify..."

STRIP *The Fan * He's got my vote!

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Whisleblower

"You don't have to worry about ending up here. I have tenure."

'I've outlived my funds for old age.'

Always wear your helmet on site.

"I've forgotten what I came down here for."