Pension Advocate Mugs

Pensions Protests: Pensioner's Special at Joe's Cafe

"I built it for my Grandad. To help top up his measly pension over the Christmas period."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

It's a dogs life

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

Mismanagement Consultant.

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Bank

Angry pensioner

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

'...I expected a little more than... a sticky toffee with fluff on it.'

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."