Term-end Celebrator Gifts

'Good. That'll make our jobs a lot easier.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Examinations.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I started a collection!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'And right here they merged...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Glyndebourne

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Examiners.

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'