Tense Enthusiast Mugs

Cans of peas.

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

The Real Russian history

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

X-RAY

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Censorship is killing free society.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Bad Career Move

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Lady mimics The Scream.