Tandem Enthusiast Mugs

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

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Love chair

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Twins

Bike Romance

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

"Mother, please!"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"We're in an open marriage."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

Tandem

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Goalie.

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.

Ficken or Chish?

Gemini

"Let's really throw our opponents a curve ball by agreeing to work with them!"