Tandem Enthusiast Mugs

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

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Love chair

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Bike Romance

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"Mother, please!"

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"We're in an open marriage."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Tandem

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Goalie.

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Ficken or Chish?

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

Don't you think you're taking this too seriously? That I might have a long lost twin sister? According to a random person emailing your radio show. That's not proof of anything. Oh yeah. And you believed that Obama could bring us health care reform. Who's the one living in a fantasy world? You've been saving that one up, haven't you? I wonder if my twin shares my voluptuous looks.

Gemini