Tandem Lovers Mugs

Tandem face mask

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Christmas reunions!

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Bike Romance

Rugby golden oldies.

Some make better deals than others.

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"We're in an open marriage."

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Tandem

"It was green when I went through it."

'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Assassin/Cartoonist

Wedding nose ring

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'...I know we're lemmings, but could you just let me go to the bathroom once by myself?'

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

'Aim for his knee ligaments! It's our only hope!'

'Woah...I think I see our doppelganger.'

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

Socially-distanced tandem.

"Robin Hood and Maid Marian… and 'Trixie'"