Tennis Newbie T-Shirts

A tennis lesson for a hockey player. Skates are a poor footwear choice, and putting ball into the net is not the object of the game.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

I love PE.

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Olympics create interest in curling.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Suzanne Lenglen

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Love All

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star