Tennis Newbie Prints

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Olympics create interest in curling.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis corruption

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'There goes Finley...turning pro.'