Snooker Newbie Prints

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Snooker.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

Official Support Groups

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Am I bald?'

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

Birds cue ball escape.

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players