Snooker Newbie Pillows

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Snooker Golf.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Is the water cold?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Bishops Snooker

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Snooker.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players