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'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Bad times to sneeze

Rust test in progress.

Graph to find your IQ

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Product Testing Department

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Angel and Devil Music.

New Belief Systems

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Shaker Timeouts

Valentine's Day texting

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

'So how was work, Honey?'

Two boys rehearsing,

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

The Beat

The company that brought us motion-activated towel dispensers starts testing their new emotion-activated version.