Temple Of Wellness Explorer Pillows

'Are you sure your soul needs this much temple?'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Krazy straw"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

Odd Spas

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."