Tempestuous Ten-pin Bowler T-Shirts

'Don't do it Bill! Remember your therapy! We're TEAM-MATES!! I love you! I love you Bill!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Extreme Bowling.

'What are YOU doing here?'

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Cricket.

"Throw it before it's too late."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"HDTV?"

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

Bowl-A-Rama

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'yes, they are strange beings. We can only hope that their intentions are... Lebowski! Put that thing away!'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"Move to strike, your honor."

Francis Drake

Bowling with chess pieces.

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

"Good eye!"

Cat Bowling

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."