Temperature Titans Pillows

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"He likes it."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Addiction to mobile.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hazard of texting

'I'm not fat, am I?'

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

I love my mobile phone.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Showering in winter.

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

'Big tissue?'