Telly Tubby Lover Pillows

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Bagpipes in the bath.

Solar Panel

Wine Pyramid

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Spoiler alert."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Champagne

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

Bacterial Cultural Center